I’ve never been on a date. Like, a real date.
I’ve dated guys but have never been taken out to dinner and a movie.
Ok, I have… with my current boyfriend but we went out to a dinner and a movie after we were dating for about 6 months. We’ve been together now for three years.
I just feel like I missed out on the first impression, get to know you, nervous and excited at the same time, first date.
Is it weird that I envy people who have?
The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold book re-design with watercolor, ink, digital, and hand-lettering!
LOVED this book, HATED the adaptation. Stanley Tucci is the man though.
Did you hear about that guy that got held captive and raped for 3 days straight?
Raped.......right....
Oh come on, that guy had a lot of guts coming forward!
Yep.
What if Jon Hamm kidnapped you and raped you for three days straight? Would you tell anybody?
Besides all my friends?!
In that case, make sure you read my new post “POPCORN-MAKER-TOAD-FUCKING-UNICORN…..Weekly.”
While I was driving I saw a guy driving a motorcycle. His helmet had batman ears on it.
Oh my God, that sounds amazing!
Really? Because he looked like a dick.
Literally almost cried today.
I can’t get a paying job or a non-paying internship to save my life.
WTF????
BEING A WOMAN IS NOT A PRE-EXISTING CONDITION!
(Source: livealifethatscompletelyfree)
Silly woman, the glass is supposed to be your mouth.
